King John: The Story So Far - Quarrelling with his brother and being a joke to his family doesn’t leave John with a very good name. HHTV News: Reporting live from the bizarre coronation of topless King John who struggles to keep his crown on! King John's X-Treme Survival: Trees, moss, leaves and rivers are not needed when you have servants carrying around a bed! Saladin explains his cunningly cruel plan for the Crusades... eventually! History's Craziest Fools: Renauld de Châtillon - Mr. H introduces one mean medieval man (parody of World's Craziest Fools). Historical Restrooms: A businessman uses a Medieval toilet, only to be accompanied by desperate peasants with desperate measures. Battle of the Day: The mean Mongol, Genghis Khan, storms over the world with many gruesome victories, but in the studio Geoff and Jamie try to look at the positive impact he had on the Earth (parody of Match of the Day). The Real Plantagenet Hustle: John ‘Lackland’ shows off his best cons to get money and land off his people who can’t refuse! (parody of The Real Hustle) A rap battle commences at Runnymede when the Barons tell King John to sign the Magna Carta (parody of Epic Rap Battles of History). Chatty Death: Death displeases King John with the progress of the Magna Carta his brothers fame today (parody of Alan Carr: Chatty Man and The Graham Norton Show).