Cleo clashes with her brother, seizes power & hooks up with great Roman leaders Julius Caesar & Mark Anthony. Across the globe we catch up with the thoughts of Chinese philosopher Confucius. Sketches A preview for The Egyptians History's Craziest Fools: Ptolemy XIII Historical Mastermind: Clever Cleo Caesar seems unable to get a grip on the floors of Cleo's palace Egyptian One Born Every Minute (parody of One Born Every Minute) A preview for the DVD Confucius: Confuciusly Confusing! what CLEO did next: Cleo during her marriage to Caesar (parody of What Katie Did Next) Two low-class men discuss the bad luck that comes from life in the slums. Two Brits barter with a cow-based money system Octavian convinces his men they must go to war against Mark Antony Crafty Cleopatra Song Chatty Death: Cleo talks about her clever, ravishing legacy - as well as the deaths she experienced.